I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
At my internship. I get drug tested tmr at 2
Are they going to pay you for the one day you worked?
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Spent 200 bucks on a stripper for a good night hug. I give up.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
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