She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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