i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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