dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
Is this like a "I'm taking you out to dinner and treating you with respect" kind of date, or is this a "I'm gonna fill you with alcohol and cheese and stuff my dick in your anus" kind of date?
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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