If you're gonna cry pregnant again I'm not coming over.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
My FIANCE just told me he thought you were the prettiest out of all my friends YOU WHORE
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