he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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