Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
you can't spend the night you always smell like dirty underwear and my roommates complain
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yeah. I was about to call 911 but I ended up breaking the door frame off then ran and puked all the way home.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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