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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I think jizz is working it's way to becoming my number 1 food source.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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