Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
