It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Your tequila is gone. I suggest you bring more home before you go out for dinner. Money is taped to mailbox.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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