People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
Randomize
