Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Can't decide if I want to watch full house or the fleet wood Mac concert during the presidential debate.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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