how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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