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You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I've counted four places at work I need to get laid in. Come help me accomplish this.
Hey, I'm your guy
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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