Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
For the record it's 1026 and you told me I could leave you in the bathroom.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
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