I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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