I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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