i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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