i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Life just isn't the same without him waking me up at 4 in the afternoon with a look of pity on his face...
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
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