"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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