if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Im at target. Idk why I'm buying condoms AND a tutu for my cat. No one who dresses their cat up has ever gotten laid.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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