hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Even my vagina gasped.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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