She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
Are you drinking tequila at 1pm? ...at Disneyland?
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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