There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
My goal for tonight: make tomorrow as awkward as humanly possible.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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