His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
I just found out that my father was a Human condom for halloween when I was 4. And to think I used to wonder where my sense of humor came from.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
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