quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Just did a line with a monopoly bill. Tell me I'm not fancy.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
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