We're like a lot better than the average bears
No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I five year old is judging me because I just opened a bottle of Sam Adams with my teeth before 8am
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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