Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
That bar we were at last night smelled like cougars. Virginia Slims, Aqua Net and Summer's Eve.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
There's a quesaritto in the oven. Neither of us have been to Taco Bell in 3 weeks.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
i'm now remembering the last part of my nigght....ugh. apperently i bargained with the wendys drive up girl after they closed and got "w/e they had left" for $7
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