You're completely useless in the revolution.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
I just fell off my chair and knocked over the table. People are staring. That hungover.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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