STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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