it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Package from mother. Contents: Cookies, my old pokemon cards, and condoms. Note: "These have a July 2010 expiration date so give them away or use them with a gal that would be a great daughter in law. Love Mom" Love you too momma
just saw way to many penises for it being 5 o'clock on a thursday
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
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