I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He was waring a speedo fashioned out of american flag bandanas and when he got hard he said "you're such a patriot...raising the american flag like that"
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
We got really high and he took a green marker and made my vagina into a Christmas tree.
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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