remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
is it bad that I sent her a picture of my penis on her husbands birthday?
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
My dick has a subreddit
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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