god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just saw my neighbor passed out in his front yard, leg stretching into the road. Full beer in his hand.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
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