He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
whatever. i don't need to be drunk to tell you i'd suck your dick if you had one.
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