I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
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