There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
I'm not sure what's more surprising, the fact that she said I reminded her of Danny Devito, or the fact that it got me laid.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Randomize
