Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
Randomize
