But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
After we smoked, the cops questioned us but i just asked if he wanted to join our basketball team.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
She came to the party with six kegs and a life sized portrait of Lavar Burton. SHE WILL BE MY WIFE.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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