no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Randomize
