I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
There's something really special about 3:00 in the afternoon drunk that just can't be duplicated at any other time of day.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
If I should ask "why am I still single?" could someone please remind me of shooting mike and ikes out of my nose at the bartender last Saturday. many thanks
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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