I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
shit pants at work. discarded underwear.
just showed this text to the guy at west elm. luckily we did not stool ourselves in the midst of the ensuing hilarity. so you're commando now?
yep! most awkward part is that i was a few feet away from a client, talking and looking him in the eye. i've never stooled while looking someone directly in the eye.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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