So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Desperation looks like a $1 bottle of vodka and warm Cuban tap water.
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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