I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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