So I'm going back to my apartment just to get my vibrator.
I thought you were moving in with your boyfriend for the summer?
Well....one will keep me from having to pay rent and the other satisfies. I'll let you figure it out.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
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