so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Sober December ended when I found beer behind my bed...I lost $2000 but spent 6 hours sober. Meet me at the bar?
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Nothing says "i love you" more than flowers and potatoes
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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