The first thing on our $10,000 damage bill was "condoms in the main drain"
If that was your dad, he is hot
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
P.S. I can't hear my feet
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I couldn't have possibly been that bad
You had her flip the penny over to the lucky side before you picked it up and ate it...
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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