I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
I just made the answer to all my security questions "fuck you" with various levels of ! marks. I may regret this in the morning.
I'm sorry, but the "Hobbit Slam" has to be a sex move.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I've never known a porn star before
There's not even an emoji for this
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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