I just realized that all of my cardio comes from dancing on tables.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
You danced?!
I just jiggle to the beat like a sexy lava lamp
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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