can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I will not abuse the gift that was given to me
You were given a vagina and you abuse that pretty hard
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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